The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
RED ALERT from Center for Disease Control
Friday, March 28, 2008
|| THATHUVAM ||
Nirkira bus-ku munnala odalaam
odura bus-ku munnala nirka mudiyathu
Nalla Kettukanga annaen...
Ticket Vangittu ulla pona athu cinema theatre,
Ulla poittu Ticket vangina athu operation Theatre...
Kasu iruntha call taxi,
Kasu illaina kall thaan taxi !
Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum , avana gunla poda mudiyadhu
Tea cupkulla tea irukkum...aanaa world cup kulla world irkaathu..
Why Managers are always like this?
A team of Managers was given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So the Managers go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape. They're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing is just a mess.
An Engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away.
After the Engineer has gone, one manager turns to another and laughs." See this idiot. We're looking for height and he gives the length!"
Moral: "No matter what good you do, Managers can always find fault in you".
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